Someone is selling Grand Theft Auto 4 in my area on Craigslist...

[JakeT.]

"After playing this wannabe gangster game for 12 hours straight (and won) I am bored of this over-developed piece of crap. This game's pumped up pseudo enforcer's life and wannabe porn leave this 16 year old man frustrated. I swear I am going to drug the first girl I see, then leave her a morning after pill. No more pseudo - I am getting the real stuff and you losers can pretend to have my life."

That was the dude's listing...

 

[PBR]

"After playing this wannabe gangster game for 12 hours straight (and won) I am bored of this over-developed piece of crap. This game's pumped up pseudo enforcer's life and wannabe porn leave this 16 year old man frustrated. I swear I am going to drug the first girl I see, then leave her a morning after pill. No more pseudo - I am getting the real stuff and you losers can pretend to have my life."

That was the dude's listing...

F'n Nes Advantage...that dude cracks me up.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

"After playing this wannabe gangster game for 12 hours straight (and won) I am bored of this over-developed piece of crap. This game's pumped up pseudo enforcer's life and wannabe porn leave this 16 year old man frustrated. I swear I am going to drug the first girl I see, then leave her a morning after pill. No more pseudo - I am getting the real stuff and you losers can pretend to have my life."

That was the dude's listing...

pretend to have his life? haha sounds like a loser if you ask me playing a game for 12 straight hours.

 

[RobFunk]

It's impossible to beat in 12 hours. Unless maybe you use an invincibility cheat. Even then I dont see it.

Besides, in real life you cant run people over and shoot them and get away with rampant car jacking like it's no big deal.

 

[ILMW]

It's impossible to beat in 12 hours. Unless maybe you use an invincibility cheat. Even then I dont see it.

Besides, in real life you cant run people over and shoot them and get away with rampant car jacking like it's no big deal.

In camden N.J. you can.

 

[NES]

In camden N.J. you can.

The "corner bookie" capitol of the world.

 

[NES]

F'n Nes Advantage...that dude cracks me up.

I dont have to drug my wife, she is a heavy sleeper.

 

[JakeT.]

I dont have to drug my wife, she is a heavy sleeper.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Boxslayer]

tell him to stop being such a puss and shoot real people and steal real cars. what a fuckin pampered video game nerd. the game is not realistic because it is not reality. grow a set of balls, then grow some hair on them, shave it off to make the women happy, and go rob a real liquor store